Quotes About Laughter

She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly.

I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don't have that sophisticated cool thing down.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

Friendships founded on laughter are always fortuitous.

Laughter feels like our flotation device -- it won't pull us out of the storm, but it might carry us through, if we can just hang on.

A true friend is not the one you share laughter with. But the one you share laughter and sorrow with.

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.

A friend is someone you can do nothing with and enjoy it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

It will be funny in about 10 years.

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!

I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I wish I had a funny story.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.