Quotes About Laughter

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

A joke is a very serious thing

Gags die, humor doesn't

I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.

The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through hard times, and laugh with you after the hard times pass.

The best gift in life is knowing that we have someone who loves us unconditionally, who can make us laugh, who is there to listen and who warms our heart.

To all my friends who listen when I'm mad, lift me up when I'm sad, and laugh with me whenever possible. Thanks for being such wonderful friends.

I just want to make my friends laugh. I want to make them feel that if they had a bad day I could be someone who provides dinners or atmospheres or weekends where we can all sort of go away and relax and sort of spend time with each other. I definitely like organizing things socially. Do I cook for them? No, no, no. I provide a place and some wine and we just try and make each other laugh.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose

Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out a window, I laugh some more.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

A good friend never lets you do stupid things alone but a best friend never does any stupid thing alone.

Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.