Quotes About Laughter

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Even the gods love jokes.

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

I'm the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.

It's not all bad. Heightened self-consciousness, apartness, an inability to join in, physical shame and self-loathingthey are not all bad. Those devils have been my angels. Without them I would never have disappeared into language, literature, the mind, laughter and all the mad intensities that made and unmade me.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.