Quotes About Redneck

The videotapes of Nobel's interview with Adam Leroy Lane reveal him as a sanctimonious fat-fuck of a good ol' boy redneck cracker. He drawls, "I got manners. I treat people the way I want to be treated...

On 'Redneck Island,' a show I love, there was a lot of drama and storylines going on because someone's always voted off the island through process of elimination.

Jean made the seventies seem like some weird, mystical time, like a Redneck Camelot.

Redneck alarm," Charlie told her. You couldn't step foot in the Holler without a hundred dogs howling your arrival. The deeper in you went, the more young white men you'd see standing on their front porches, one hand holding their cell phone and the other under their shirt rubbing their belly.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

I haven't always played nice guys. In 'Gremlins,' I was a conceited, pompous braggart, and I was a redneck chauvinist in the TV movie 'A Matter of Sex.' But I really prefer sympathetic roles.