Quotes About Woody Allen

On the flip side is Woody Allen's nebbish observation: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." Companion words include mischief and bonchief, a bad result and a good result, respectively

I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...

...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...

The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.

I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movies.

Given the consistency and dimensions of his exaltation of flops, it has remained a puzzle on par with string theory how he manages to raise money for each fresh theatrical holocaust.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought, particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.

I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

[Of bisexuality:] It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Two hundred and four if you count my marriage.

The man has an axe. There's two of us. There'll be four of us in no time.

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No."

Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

Woody Allen once quipped that dwarf is once of the four funniest words in the English language. To be in your very essence perceived as comical is a significant burden.

I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn't all been that way is simply down to some random quirk of fate.

I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can't believe this is my life!

I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn't all been that way is simply down to some random quirk of fate.

New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody Allen's stories.

I was raised by a dad who has a fantastic sense of humor who raised me on 'The Muppet Show,' Steve Martin movies, and Woody Allen's standup, and he really encouraged me to ham it up from an early age.

What I really like about Woody Allen's films is that there's a real investment in personal relationships. There is the idea that this is a serious concern worth making serious art about - how we love other people and how we can negotiate our relationships with them.

Woody Allen's sense of humour has always attracted me, and I love the way he can make life so meaningful and yet show us what a farce it can be at the same time.