Quotes About Woody Allen

you may return here and live amongst us forever in paradise, and when you do come back, if you can remember, bring me a Junior's Cheesecake.

Oviedo is a small paradise, marred only by the unnatural presence of a bronze image of a schlemiel.

I could see life as tragic or comic depending on my blood sugar level but always saw it as meaningless. I felt I was a tragedian locked in the body of a stand-up comic. A mute, inglorious Milton. But only if you meant Milton Berle.

All the shrinks walked on eggshells with Mia, enabling her to prevent me from having any contact with my kids.

I had never met Woody Allen before Melinda and Melinda. My agent knew the producer of the movie and he suggested that we would work well together and then we did. We had a great time on that film.

In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.

Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.

If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

I had placed a lot of faith in Woody Allen's belief that 80 percent of success is just showing up. I said to myself: Are you serious? 80 percent? Sure, I can just show up. Here I am, New York! Give me a job!