Quotes About Woody Allen

Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything except just stand there.

The mass media causes sexual misdirection: It prompts us to need something deeper than what we want. This is why Woody Allen has made nebbish guys cool; he makes people assume there is something profound about having a relationship based on witty conversation and intellectual discourse. There isn't. It's just another gimmick, and it's no different than wanting to be with someone because they're thin or rich or the former lead singer of Whiskeytown.

This is Scott Fitzgerald: very romantic writer—big with English majors, college girls, nymphomaniacs...

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

No, no, because she's a mental adolescent, and being romantic, she has a death wish. So, for a brief moment of passion,she completely abandons all responsibilities.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

Marshall McLuhan predicted books would become art objects at some point. He was right.

UFOs are back in the news, and it is high time we took a serious look at the phenomenon. (Actually the time is ten past eight, so not only are we a few minutes late but I'm hungry).

Morale still seems reasonably high and, while the desertion rate has risen, it is still limited to those who can walk.

Los personajes femeninos de Lovborg: una evaluación Los dos se conocieron en el aire y se casaron antes de llegar al suelo.

Drama is like meat and three veg. Whereas comedy is like the merangue at the end.

I just didn't grasp the finer points and once tipped a process server who knocked on my door and handed me a summons.

He hecho un curso de lectura veloz y he leído Guerra y paz en veinte minutos. Habla de Rusia.