Quotes About Ilona Andrews

I did some thinking." "That is a very dangerous pastime," Ghastek said.

What are your qualifications for this job?" she asked. "I'm expendable," I said.

I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.

Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?" "That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her. "Is he chewing on a gun?

What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway? Weredingo. Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

How have you been? " my father asked. Say something diplomatic . . . something . . . "If you build a tower in Lawrenceville, I will smash it, set it on fire, and salt the ground it stood on.

Mom? Mother turned to Grandmother. What? She's going to lunch with her kidnapper! Take a picture for me, Grandma said.

I wouldn't want his demonic, undead-blood-smeared, wolf-smelling ass riding me either.

What do you do to your hair? Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil. Ever thought of patenting the recipe? No.

You know, if you have certain frustrations, Ascanio said, I would be happy to help you work them out. Derek looked at me, pointed at Ascanio, and punched his left palm with his right fist a few times. I shook my head. No, you can't pummel him.

Do we have a flamethrower?" Curran asked. "No." "We should get a flamethrower.

I have a vamp body for you, Andrea said. It's in the freezer. I gave her a nice smile. You shouldn't have.

It became known that I had a rather fertile imagination, when it came to private activities. She stared. What sort of private activities? This time he did smile, and it turned his face wicked. Disrobe, and I'll be happy to demonstrate.

You're screening your calls? Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots. Is that an insult? His voice dropped into a deep growl. You're not an idiot, I told him. You're just a deadly psychopath with a god complex.(...)

That suit has gone to your head. It's not the suit, buttercup. I don't do pet names. Do you do werewolves? Okay, I'm not talking to you anymore.

Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking he was Bigfoot.

This was heaven. Hey, baby, Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled.

Some men were handsome. Some were powerful. Curran was...dangerous.

Are you waiting for a clue to fall on your head? Derek asked. Yep. Tell me if you see one coming. Nope. My super mental powers must be getting rusty.

Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap.

I was the badass Consort and he was the grim Pack's executioner. Hugging him in the hallways would be entirely inappropriate.

I don't see what the big deal is." "It's a sword made out of your grandmother's bones, Kate." I shrugged.

The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey. You're drinking tea a honey badger made, Jim said. What did you expect?

Yep." Eloquence 'R' Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.