Quotes About Ilona Andrews

The point is, teleportation is a difficult thing that takes a crap ton of mystic. Is 'crap ton' a technical term? Derek asked. Smartass. Yes, I growled.

Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers. Sit

The thing is, people have a remarkable potential to injure you, but they also have a great power to help you heal.

It's a cutting," I repeated. "There is no root." Tony swore. "It's a fucking inn, not an African violet.

Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers. Sit, sit." I

It was Wednesday now. She'd been in town for two days.

which had required enough dimensional finagling to make an entire university of theoretical physicists beg for mercy

The Consort is merciful and kind to a fault," Keelan said. The two of them stared at each other for half a second. "I'm sure he is," Jushur said. Ha!

It was a nice kiss. Very... memorable. If he came near me with that look again, I'd hit him upside the head and claim self-defense. No jury in the world would convict me.

Are you implying my people can't be circumspect?" I looked at Jim. "Please relay my congratulations to His Majesty on learning such a big word all by himself.

The Marshal of House Krahr opened his mouth. I braced myself. "Your sister is magnificent," Arland said.

Besides, if we were going to brawl, we wouldn't do it in corporate headquarters." "Precisely," Augustine said. "We observe all necessary formalities before murdering each other.

Or I can put his head into my mouth." "That doesn't seem sanitary. Wouldn't you taste their hair? Is that just a thing you do because you get bored in Alaska?

Control your horse!" Jim snarled. " You control your horse." Oh wow, now that was a clever comeback. He'd surely drop to his knees and bow before my intellectual brilliance.

The boy is right," my aunt said next to me. "You make a passable bride. Miracle of miracles.

Should I bring my own chains this time? Or do you have bigger plans, and this is some sort of freaky murder foreplay?

Time may have taught him patience with less agile minds, but it could hardly teach him how to escape boredom in their presence.

Such hubris, Marshal." "I detest false modesty.

then you saw the vampires, smeared in purple and lime-green sunblock, patrolling those snow-white walls

Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother. "What?" "She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!" "Take a picture for me," Grandma said. "This family will put me into an early grave," my mother growled.

They left my office and I called Rogan. He answered immediately. "Yes?" "We probably won't need to besiege the fort. My sisters will be coming." He didn't answer for a long moment. "What should I plan for?

This is the part where I should probably do that thing Arland does," Sean said quietly. "Where he announces that he isn't a poet, but a humble awkward soldier, and then composes a sonnet on the spot.

You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.

The silence hung over the table, ominous and heavy. Hugh frowned. She tensed. The shapeshifters leaned forward slightly. "Where is the bacon?