Quotes About Ilona Andrews

Oh. They were trying to be inconspicuous. I bit my lip to keep from laughing. I'd never had an attempt at intimidation whispered at me before.

all you have is frustration and the fart noise your face makes when you hit your desk with it.

You have a weird life." "Look who's talking." He shrugged. "It's not that I'm that evil, really. I'm just beloved by evil things.

Did they think I would throw a tantrum?" "Baby, you're not the tantrum type. You are the scary-smile-and-stabbing type." I looked at him. "Hard-stare type." He grinned.

What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.

A bit dramatic, and yet it had the likely desired effect of turning a badass like me into just another frightened ape shivering in the darkness

Lord Submarine . . ." "Camarine." "Whatever." "You can call me Declan." He said it as if granting her knighthood. The nerve.

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy

My lady, the vampire said in a deep, resonant voice. I've come for my uncle. May I have your permission to enter?

I want to help her as much as anyone," Bern said, "but my job in this family of Care Bears is to provide logical analysis, so humor me.

Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?" "Of course.

I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.

She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"He showed her his teeth. "Yes.

An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.