Quotes About Quirky

Warren Franks and Beans Franks and Beans

I am not a genius. But I am nerdy.

I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.

I would say I am unapologetically nerdy. I was always a little awkward.

It's always nice when the eccentrics show up.

Anyway, here's how you make it: Take 6 cups defrosted lima beans, 6 pears peeled and cut into slices, ½ cup molasses, ½ cup chicken stock, ½ onion chopped, put into a heavy casserole, cover and bake 12 hours at 200°. That's the sort of food she loved to serve, something that looked

I think this one's in the running for Ditzy Bride status. Not only does she want her MOH to walk her two Siamese cats down the aisle rather than carry a bouquet, but wants to include them on the guest list.

Are you sure you don't have a crazy hairy grandmother in your family?

I was so nerdy as a kid, the only thing that would have made beating me more attractive is if I'd been filled with candy.

I like to rub Twinkies under my arms.

A boy who knits, and an underpants picnic! Could this day get any weirder? I shook my head. No, definitely not.

I am not at all respectable, and I don't want to be. Odd perhaps, but so it is!

I'm one of those people, who when I draw birds I just draw flying mustaches.

Not all the nuts are in the can.

He was polishing the glass with a dead hen.

What's the deal with putting animal feet on tubs? It's like insisting that all pianos should have tails, or dinner tables should have scrotal sacs. One of the things we like about tubs is their immobility, their general disinclination to bolt out of the room, scramble down the stairs, and make for the woods in a blind feral panic.

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word nuts in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.

I'm unique. I'm myself. I'm funny.

I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.

I always steal a pair of socks on every photo shoot I do. It's my thing.

How do you eat tofu?" "Scoop it with Doritos

I'm really quite normal. My imagination has some serious kinks in it, that's all.