Quotes About Quirky

America is very generous, but it's also a bit wacky, you know.

I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.

Bethe Correia is really wacky, but I love it.

I like mainstream movies that are completely off the wall.

I would describe my style as off the wall. I like stuff that doesn't match. I just like to stand out.

I was always playing the weird best friend.

I'm sort of a strange bird.

I think 'On The Air' was a little too bizarre for TV.

Every day is bizarre.

I'd much rather have our brand be doing weird stuff than doing normal stuff.

Dogs are very strange, but they're wonderful and they love to cuddle, and their breath is so stinky!

I prefer a three-piece suit myself. Very sixties rock and roll. But they're not too quirky. Businessmen could wear them.

I am that dork who packs a bike helmet in her suitcase.

this book puts the FUN in Disfunctional

You take the flotsam," I tell her, "I'll take the jetsam." You always get the jetsam,"she says pretending to pout. "Do you ever think if poeple heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.

My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

I hate to fall back on weird to describe them, but goofy is too weak, and strange sounds too sensible.

Hello, Noses!

My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I'd say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in school. He'd say, Yeah? I'm a penguin fucker from way back. Dad, I saw a giraffe at the zoo today. Yeah? I'm a giraffe fucker from way back. That's my dad. My dad was a giraffe fucker.

Oysters have beards, but they don't wag them.

One is never alone with a rubber duck.

How do you feel? he asked him. Like a military academy, said Arthur. Bits of me keep on passing out.