Quotes About Quirky

I like being strange. I like being hyperbolic and surreal.

I always wanted to write a book that ended with the word Mayonnaise.

Part of the corrupt charm of big cities is their acceptance of the wacky, weird, and outrageous within business as usual.

My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

I love weird man, when you get to do something that you don't necessarily get to do in real life, play characters that are a little bit outlandish.

We might define an eccentric as a man who is a law unto himself, and a crank as one who, having determined what the law is, insists on laying it down to others.

So listen, man, "weird" is my middle name. I'm ready for anything. The weirder, the better.

Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.

Sometimes, to relieve stress, he would soak his feet in the toilet, a practice that was not as soothing for his collegues.

I think Depeche Mode music somehow appeals to the oddball, to the person who is looking for something a little bit different.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

To be fair, they don't deny that human beings are quirky and imaginative creatures - they just seem to reason that, in the long run, this fact makes very little difference. Those who don't follow an optimal pathway for the use of resources are destined for the ash heap of history.

There's such an odd, eclectic group of people that make up the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire. I don't think I could avoid not coming out of there with a pretty good sense of humor.

We are breaking new ground in the territory of dumb with Shooting Fish. Dumb, but in good taste. Silly, but not ridiculous.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.