Quotes About Quirky

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco.

He should have burped," Charlie said. "Of course he should have burped," said Mr. Wonka. "I stood there shouting, 'Burp, you silly ass, burp, or you'll never come down again! But he didn't or couldn't or wouldn't, I don't know which. Maybe he was too polite. He must be on the moon by now." On the next door, it said, SQUARE CANDIES THAT LOOK ROUND.

I cannot be helping it if I sometimes is saying things a little squiggly. I

Mike Teavee asked. "Why not use Oompa-Loompas?" "Because," said Mr. Wonka, "Oompa-Loompas can't get walnuts out

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Well, if it isn't Nucking Futs Nïx," he muttered to himself as she parked the wheezing car. Never had Cade seen such an abused Bentley. There were dings in the body, mud all over the tires, smoke tendrils rising from the hood, and at least two bullet holes. A Garfield doll was stuck to the rear window.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

The man was clearly three pretzels short of a snack bag.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird." "Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are.

Annis had never been a people person, unless 'people person' was defined as a person who ate people.

Oh, we're all mad around here, Ed! - Clarabelle

I am not strange. I am just not normal.

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go.

Quirky is sexy, like scars or chipped teeth. I also like tattoos — they're rebellious.

I was shot and your house ate your boyfriend, but oh well. Time for some shuteye.

knit a sweater of ants

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.

The Economist is undoubtedly the smartest weekly newsmagazine in the English language. I always look forward to its quirky year-end double issue.

I'm one of those regular weird people.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Most geniuses are weird.

I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.