Quotes About Quirky

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I should know by now that Tremaine's definition of eccentric is… eccentric.

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.

Zou Mortimer soms zelf een stravagante zijn? - Nick

She's a few dances short of a full card.

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners .

My socks may not match, but my feet are always warm.

It's wonderful to be appreciated for being quirky, and to see Zooey Deschanel and the quirky, indie film types get mainstream play is amazing for women, because women are much more complicated than what we've see on TV in the past.

He didn't remember ever being less weird than he was right now. In fact, as far as he could tell he had always been more or less exactly as weird as this. if not more so.

The two Lucys are going to go to the movies with Eli and I," Robby said, "Great. And you have English teachers for parents.

Frank Pearl eats paste

All the donkeys I knew had small ears!

Himself Holding A Pair Of Socks

People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

First name; mister. Middle name; dot. Last name; TEE.

she said, you're strange... but don't change, and I let her.

Aww. You're sweet when you're neurotic.