Quotes About Quirky

My father was an academic, an eccentric. He was a lecturer.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

Weird is a side effect of awesome.

The weirdest love stories are always the best

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries.

We are made of awkward.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Those around you can have their novellas, sweet, their short stories of cliché and coincidence, occasionally spiced up with tricks of the quirky, the achingly mundane, the grotesque. A few will even cook up Greek tragedy, those born into misery, destined to die in misery. But you, my bride of quietness, you will craft nothing less than epic with your life. Out of all of them, your story will be the one to last.

I like bonkers!

Darkness can be funny. It can be quirky. There are different ways that that stuff comes out as a creative person. But the actual conflicted, twisted, decaying, rotting soul? That's not me. No more.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

I was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

I think people are surprised to learn that Im pretty goofy and pretty funny.

People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Private Perkins is a funny little codger.