Quotes About Quirky

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.

Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.

I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

People don't expect me to have a weird sense of humor, but I do. I'm very eccentric.

Nona was as wacky as they came.

Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!

It's like smoking compost through a raccoon.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

Be weird...only losers are normal.

Blew it up his nose. That woman should have cards printed: 'Dr. Evan Wilson, Imaginative Medicine a Specialty.

I'm one of those regular weird people.

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs).

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn't it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.

Very advanced fashion almost joins up with having no fashion sense at all.

I cast unusual people in my movies.