Quotes About Food

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

My dream is that every child has enough food to eat, good medical care, and the chance to go to school and even attend college.

Each of the substances of a man's diet acts upon his body and changes it in some way and upon these changes his whole life depends.

If man made it, don't eat it.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

A man's reading program should be as carefully planned as his daily diet, for that too is food, without which he cannot grow mentally.

Temptation is like a knife, that may either cut the meat or the throat of a man; it may be his food or his poison, his exercise or his destruction

Animals feed themselves; men eat; but only wise men know the art of eating

Men do not have to cook their food; they do so for symbolic reasons to show they are men and not beasts.

The healthy man is the thin man. But you don't need to go hungry for it: Remove the flours, starches and sugars; that's all.

Once fire was discovered, the instinct for improvement made men bring food to it. First to dry it, then to put it on the coals to cook.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm

Had population and food increased in the same ratio, it is probable that man might never have emerged from the savage state.

Socialism, when the last word is said, is merely a new economic and political system whereby more men can get food to eat.

Here is bread, which strengthens man's heart, and therefore is called the staff of Life.

You don't have a man, you need spaghetti.

I prefer men to cauliflowers

No man can be wise on an empty stomach.

A man who loves good food has a way of making it gravitate toward his kitchen.

But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.

....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished, sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.