Quotes About Food

My standard Nando's order is a chicken breast burger served 'medium,' which is still fairly spicy.

I was a decent cook - competent enough to turn out the standard Eighties chalet fare: beef Wellington, banoffee pie, Delia's chocolate bread-and-butter pudding - but it wasn't haute cuisine.

It's very clear that there's a lot of double standards going on. Should there be a 30mph speed limit? Of course there bloody should. And certainly with kids and school food, kids need to be nannied for sure. So give them a bloody good meal at school.

Being in compliance with industry standards is less than 5 percent of what companies need to do to make food safe. Company after company finds that out after they have events.

I can't even count the number of times I've obliterated my diet with a binge session. One second, I'm floating along just fine, four days into a successful low-carb lifestyle. The next? I'm standing alone in a dark kitchen, eating a sleeve of Ritz crackers and cream cheese with a spoon.

Sometimes when I need to relax, I just watch in the stands how people are enjoying the tennis or what they are eating.

Der Mensch ist, was er isst. Man is what he eats.

If you do not believe that a man will commit murder for one can of tomatoes, then you have never been hungry.

An Eskimo shaman said, Life's greatest danger lies in the fact that man's food consists entirely of souls.

Man, who don't like spaghetti?

I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs.

Get out from that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans. Well, roll my breakfast cause I'm a hungry man.

The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a very welcome visitor at the door of our inner man.

This dish of meat is too good for any but anglers, or very honest men.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man.

Worries are the most stubborn habits in the world. Even after a poor man has won a huge lottery prize, he will still for months wake up in the night with a start, worrying about food and rent.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."