Quotes About Food

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat

I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

The real fact is that I could no longer stand their eternal cold mutton.

Don't run I never liked fast food

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?