Quotes About Food

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons.

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.

I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They are only distractions from the food.

I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".

It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."- Valek to Yelena

Who wants avocado?

Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

Will there be cheese?" asked Chisolm.

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.

If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I'd eat dirt, " I said, "at least dirt isn't overpriced."~Beans~

Parsley is gharsley.