Quotes About Identity

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.

My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

Please assure me that you are all Republicans.

Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.

She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.

Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.