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Quotes About Fitness

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom
~ Dave Barry
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
~ Erma Bombeck
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
~ Phyllis Diller
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
~ Kevin Meaney
I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
~ Milton Berle
Let's face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.
~ Adam Levine
I have always had good strength in my legs from working out with weights. I have also been riding a bike of some sort for most of my life and have good agility.
~ Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Today is the first day of the rest of my push-up.
~ Martha Bolton
I do twenty jumping jacks a day. Well, half of that. I just clap.
~ Martha Bolton
Even if you cannot achieve much in the way of fitness, every little [bit] helps. The other guy might be getting tired too. If he has five seconds' worth of fight left in him and you have 10, you will win.
~ Unknown
Life goes faster on protein.
~ Martin H. Fischer
I can jog, but I can't run. That's hard for me. I like the fact that I can jog for fitness, but to me there's a huge difference between jogging and running.
~ Mary Decker
I've just been growing right along. It's painful, but it's a great pain, and I like suffering for great results. It's like going to the gym. It hurts really bad at first, but after a couple of months and after that diet, you're looking so hot.
~ Mary J. Blige
I'm healthy now. I probably wouldn't say I'm at my best fitness level and I haven't played that much lately, but I'm healthy and that's all that matters.
~ Mary Pierce
eat well, exercise daily, get plenty of sleep, and do well in school.
~ Massimo Pigliucci
A healthy body is better than a healthy bank account.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Why, oh why had he taken up Debbie's offer of a free personal training session, and today of all days? There was no way he was going to get ripped abs by this evening, and the muscles he suspected he'd torn in his lower back were hardly the same thing.
~ Matt Dunn
Starting today, you're retired. The way you look at this sport and the pressure you put on yourself are just all wrong. You started doing triathlon because you loved it. Let's go back to that. Let's just see how fit, how fast, and how strong Siri Lindley can be—and have fun doing it.
~ Matt Fitzgerald
eating enough carbohydrate every day will allow you to train harder, better absorb the stress of your training, and perform better in important workouts than you would without adequate carbohydrate intake.
~ Matt Fitzgerald
Physical fitness determines where the wall that represents your physical limit is placed. Mental fitness determines how close you are able to get to that limit in competition.
~ Matt Fitzgerald
mainly by increasing tolerance for perceived effort and by reducing the amount of effort that is perceived at any given intensity of exercise.
~ Matt Fitzgerald
In reality, the scenario I've just described could never happen. Perceived effort is essentially the body's resistance to the mind's will. The fitter an athlete becomes, the less resistance the body puts up. Therefore increased physical capacity is always felt.
~ Matt Fitzgerald
Science has shown that mass below the knee is very costly in terms of its effect on running economy.
~ Matt Fitzgerald