Quotes About Change

There are a lot of human beings out there who are very hostile towards anything that rocks their perceptual boat.

I believe a large part of humanity will draw appropriate lessons from what is the wave of the future in the 21st century.

The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.