Quotes About Time

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

Yes, about ten minutes.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.

Another day gone and no jokes.

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.

This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.