Quotes About Time

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

Why are there no "during" pictures?

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same amount of time it takes to create a bitter failure.

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

What time is it?""One o'clock."I nearly spit out some soda. "In theafternoon?""No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.