Quotes About Wit

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

I was glib, even witty, or at least that's how I imagined myself.

Brevity may be the soul of wit, but not when someone's saying "I love you.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

The rich can buy everything but health, virtue, friendship, wit, good looks, love, pride, intelligence, grace, and, if you need it, happiness.

I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv.

Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I love comedy. If I could be a comedian - well, I probably would not take that job because it seems really hard, but I wish I could be.

If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell.

I love good comedy. I don't like bad comedy.

I love the laconic. Clearly, I am not of their number.

I love being funny and talking with fellas.

It has been said that love robs those who have it of their wit, and gives it to those who have none.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

William Makepeace Thackeray

Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor.

I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh.

The French are never serious. They juggle with principles, make fun of difficulties and have been walking the tightrope of virtuosity for ten centuries. A singular nation, you know.

He was so near the sacred and fearful grail of black manhood that any man of color who faced the threat of life with courage, and intellect, and wit, was his hero.

listen carefully to what country people called mother wit. That in those homely sayings was couched the collective wisdom of generations. When

Bite me, Harry Potter.