Quotes About Wit

fewer wits than tits,

your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp!

What? No defense? Any student of mine must be able to defend his ideas against an attack. No matter how you spend your life, your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp! I

The words struck a chord in me. They were the same words that Ben had used a hundred times as he drilled me endlessly in argument. His words came back, admonishing me: What? No defense? Any student of mine must be able to defend his ideas against an attack. No matter how you spend your life, your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp!

Sometimes saving the day isn't about being brave. More often for me, it's a joke that's gone too far." –John Murphy, bartender at Bulfinche's Pub

A few hours later, she was back. As she slipped off her slingback heels and rubbed her ankles, she said, "Boy, when he says, 'Come up and see my etchings,' he means 'Come up and see my etchings.

because he was a man who had suffered but because he was a man who had suffered and could still crack jokes.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

larrikinism

anyone with a sense of humor is a likely candidate for the defense.

Blinky couldn't bench press a breadstick

I'm not saying she's dumb, but she thinks the Silicon Valley is the space between her tits.

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

During another argument, Gene snapped at Peter: "Peter, you're an illiterate idiot who can't read or even talk correctly and never finished school." "Yeah," said Peter, "and I'm in the same band as you." To this day, that remains the smartest thing I ever heard Peter say.

Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants!

An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants.

Stupidity is not my strong point.

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

They are mentally not very fast. They are every one of them one brick short of a load.

Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.

Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

I like poems that are little games.

adult language. Twang…heh, heh,