Quotes About Wit

I have a dark sense of humor.

An epigram is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

Don't fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in their heads. Once in a while they let some of it out and it bites you square on the ass.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

Do they always flirt with biblical quotes?" Asil asked Tad. In long-suffering tones, Tad said, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.

Are you done yet?' Issac called Charles tilted his head back and called back, 'I suppose that's why they call you the five minute wonder.' Anna could feel her eyes round and her mouth drop open 'I cant believe you just said that' She paused and reconsidered. 'I am so telling Samuel you said that.' Charles smiled. kissed her gently, and said 'Samuel won't believe you.

Double-zap," said Tag. "That is not a technical term, I hope," murmured Asil. "Only the most technically advanced people can use 'double-zap' correctly," Anna told Asil sotto voce. "You and I shouldn't try it.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," she said, hurt

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.

I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.

Why darling, I'm your Auntie Mame!

Wit is the unexpected copulation of ideas.

Jack, you've debauched my sloth.

I swear I've never met a man who has your knack for lack of social grace. If you weren't naturally charming, someone would have stabbed you by now.

No matter how you spend your life, your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp!

Ambrose turned on his heel and stormed off, but before he made it through the door, Elodin burst out singing: 'He's a well-bred ass, you can see it in his stride! And for a copper penny he will let you take a ride!

Simmon pushed his hair out of his eyes, laughing boyishly. "You can't argue your way out of this one! She's obviously stupid for you. And you're just plain stupid, so it's a great match.

Good job, Ambrose," Wilem said sarcastically. "You caught him. He stole your fire." One of the onlookers chimed in, "Yeah, make him put it back!

anyone with half a wit could tell who the shoe was meant to fit.

No matter how you spend your life, your wit will defend you more often than a sword. Keep it sharp! I