Quotes About Wit

The most perfect humour and irony is generally quite unconscious.

Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

There's always a source for humor.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

Even idiots sometimes have a way with words. And some words have sharp tongues.

She is certain[ly] very clever, in a doubtful sense of the word.

Where he makes a jest, a problem lies concealed.

Nobody said he was Alvin Einstein.

A wicked sense of humor, this one.

The woman had the IQ of a squash.

You are such a chick." I widened my eyes in mock surprise. "No way. Are you sure?

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.

Har, har. You're a borderline fucktard, you know that? Torin to Strider

William to Paris: "I always figured you for the in and out type. Kinda stealthy, leaving the girl wondering whether you'd been there or not. But I didn't know you were quite this stealthy." (Paris) "Nice to know you've considered my sex life" "Hasn't everyone?" "Screw you" "Again, hasn't everyone?

What's the difference between what you're saying and a knife? A knife has a point.

Tucker palideció. —Vas a morir por eso. —Oh. Qué listo —dijo Aden, y aplaudió—. Una amenaza de muerte. ¿Y sabes lo más gracioso? Que ni siquiera es la primera que recibo hoy.

Knock him out, Paris!' 'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I'm at it?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Comedy is basically truthful.

Each joke suffers in comparison to its neighbors.

if the thing you're doing is really funny, you don't need to "act funny" while doing it.

When asked why he carry's a knife, General Mattis said, In case I run into a piece of cake, or, a throat to slit

For whan a man hath over-greet a wit,Ful oft hym happeth to mysusen it.

My wit is thynne.