Quotes About Wit

Ladies and gentlemen, cizzens, I give you—satire!

It is always dangerous when your enemy has a sense of humor. Ask Batman.

Hardship bred a bitter, quickfire humour and resilience to all but the most terminal of life's tragedies.

If arseholes could fly, this place would be an airport'.

Tell me, Francis, do you buy your one-liners wholesale? Only they're well past their sell-by.

What is sometimes thought to be clever is, significantly often, merely an advanced form of foolishness.

Tom, you couldn't punch the froth off a Guinness.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

Applaud my idiocy.

The funniest people are the saddest ones

Beverly?" she said. "Lady Evelyn." "Are you a confirmed misogynist or am I special?" His smile was sublime. "My appreciation of the fairer sex is universal, madame.

We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten.

I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you're parodying.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well.

I secure what's left of my dwindling humanity with the false confidence of the living, the deceitful wit of the eight-foot tall and bulletproof. Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure as hell won't become an unattended death in the state of Wyoming with sheep shit all over me. We

I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they're called humorists.

I've never seen anyone actually hit a bouquet away quite like that," a deep, dark male voice drawled. "Got to say, it was impressive.