Quotes About Wit

I think if you have a funny thought, and you want to get off a funny point, try to do it as realistically as you can. If you try to act it funny and accent the funny points, or do it in a funny style, you kind of lose it.

My stand-up act is very clean.

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

I've always been accused of being too clever for my own good.

Ancelotti is very clever, very clever.

I love clever lyrics.

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head.

There is no bore like a clever bore.

How long does it take to make 'They Think It's All Over?' It's just laughing at each other and thinking, 'Aren't we clever?'

It's difficult to be clean and clever at the same time, but a lot of our stuff was.

I can sit and write clever things, but that never quite works as well as when I'm just chatting about stupid things in the moment.

I like a clever guy, a real gent.

I hate clever-cleverness, but I love good honest cleverness.

It's a cliche, but my comedy is all about life.

I made a living out of being a class clown.

I'm a class clown.

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

I'm always teasing and clowning around and laughing and in the locker room I tend to always have something to say.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.