Quotes About Wit

I know you are laughing in your sleeve.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature -- the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick.

SIR BENJAMIN. Perhaps, Sir, you are not a Doctor. SIR OLIVER. Truly Sir I am to thank you for my degree If I am.

Graced by those signs which truth delights to own, The timid blush, and mild submitted tone: Whate'er she says, though sense appear throughout, Displays the tender hue of female doubt; Deck'd with that charm, how lovely wit appears

Baldrick: Have you got a plan, my lord? Blackadder: Yes I have, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it!

Yes, and this is mine. (Baldrick produces a single scruffy piece of paper.) My magnificent octopus.

He wasn't always trying to say witty things, and when he did say them, he felt no need to repeat them for changing company.

I don't now how you could not kid about love and still claim to have a sense of humor

You want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?" Sully offered. "You don't have a stick," Will pointed out.

William: You'd look better with your hair chopped off. Reggie: You'd look better with your face chopped off.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

I know, I'm an idiot! Leo moaned. A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

You both should feel honored." "Right, very honored," I said. "Always wanted to be possessed!

So, destroy? Cal asked. Clearly, the conversation was giving his two brain cells a serious workout.

Are you crazy? Probably

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

Hey girl, he said, wiggling his eyebrows. You must be the riptide, 'cause you sweep me off my feet. He'd be practicing that pickup line for years. He was glad he finally got yo use it.

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.

That's nice. I like that. You're sure you're not the god of wisdom?" "I applied for the job," I said, "but they gave it to someone else. Something about inventing olives." I rolled my eyes.

Get up seaweed brain

Fenris lunged at my face. I cleverly escaped by falling on my butt.

You've got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain? You'd probably kick my butt. You know I'd kick your butt.