Quotes About Wit

Comedy is allied to justice.

Humour is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humour, for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Wit is well-bred insolence.

Strong on desire but short on smarts, these

One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles.

I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

I can be just as effective with a quick retort or a one-liner than with a big paragraph.

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

If I have 1% of my dad's brain, I'll be happy. He's so quick.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

I like to be at a party and be a quiet observer, be in conversation. I wouldn't say I was a class clown growing up, but I would definitely sit back in class and take snipes at the teacher.

I'm just a quirky, funny dude.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.

I quite like dark humor.

You can't fake comedy. You can't make it look beautiful or put an interesting bit of music on in the background: funny can only be funny if you're funny.

I was born to be funny.

People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.

I am a very funny guy.

I think I'm a funny guy.

It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.

That's what you don't see about coach Saban. He's a very funny guy.

I am very attracted to funny people - I'd go so far as to say I find it hard to trust unfunny people.

Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.