Quotes About Expectations

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

I don't really have goals as far as, I want to be on a cover or something like that.

I have goals that I want to reach, but you can never plan what's going to happen next.

When we speak, dress, and think like others, we live with the goal of achieving the approval they have

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers.

My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

We are only young once. That is all society can stand.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Age will bring all things, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is no age to be a prude.

It is not the end of joy that makes old age so sad, but the end of hope.

Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch.

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.

The problem with most women is that they give their all to a guy who isn't even willing to give her half of his.