Quotes About Expectations

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife

Maggie wasn't without her concerns, though. "What if he's crazy?""Yeah, that's a definite possibility, " he agreed."What if he's not your type?""Then we'll only hook up in dark places.

Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life, " Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed.

You are my flesh and blood and I have always doted on you, but right now I would have to say you deserve a haughty, ruined chit for your own and she deserves you.

Motto for latin countries: If you're not late, you're not on time

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day.""That's what he said, " she purred.

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.

I don't think this is working out between us, " I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.

Could he actually be a decent guy?Hard to imagine.He was pretty to look at, though, she thought. Boys weren't objectified nearly enough, and turnabout is always fair play.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well.

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.

You are actually pre-paving your future experiences constantly. ... You are continually projecting your expectations into your future experiences.

Perfectionism is a perpetual flight into an illusory future that cannot be attained.

The future is a trickster rabbit, full of surprises. Only the past is predictable. -Bobby Goodspeed