Quotes About Expectations

Self-esteem is the greatest sickness known to man or woman because it's conditional.

The three most destructive words that every man receives when he's a boy is when he's told to 'be a man'.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.

I like men to behave like men. I like them strong and childish.

A woman must marry the man who loves her but never the one she loves; that is the secret of lasting happiness.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

When I hear a grown man or woman say, "Once I had faith in men, now I have not," I am inclined to ask, "Who are you whom the world has disappointed? Have not you rather disappointed the world?"

The greatest misfortune of the wise man and the greatest unhappiness of the fool are based upon convention.

I don't go for very handsome men. Like they say in England, toy boys break too easily.

Girls we love for what they are; young men for what they promise to be.

Oh, it's always the same,' she sighed, 'if you want men to behave well to you, you must be beastly to them; if you treat them decently they make you suffer for it.

One thing you never hear is "Man that guy is good at badminton".

It is not every man's fate to marry the woman who loves him best

If you don't wear lipstick, I can't talk to you. You need to have lips - they are important for getting men.

You don't have a man, you need spaghetti.

It is a common phenomenon that just the prettiest girls find it so difficult to get a man.

Girdles and wire stays should have never been invented. No man wants to hug a padded bird cage.

Man I just ended up on everybody guestlist. I'm just doing better than what everybody projected.