Quotes About Expectations

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to succeed before he is ready.

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

That's the kind of stuff you are offered today. Scripts that have you mixed up with young men. I find them utterly revolting.

Every woman's man, and every man's woman.

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

If a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.

Men are ready to suffer anything from others or from heaven itself, provided that, when it comes to words, they are untouched.

A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?

Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don't treat them well, and they don't behave right.

If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family.

An old man was asked what had robbed him of joy in his life. His reply was, "Things that never happened."

Fame can take interesting men and thrust mediocrity upon them.

I do see myself settling down, getting married and having kids. But when I think about a family life in the future there's rarely a man involved which is kind of weird.

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing his attention on the woman, and not what's on the stove.

A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.

Always admired men who had many women. It must be that to a child of a dissatisfied woman the idea of monogamy is hollow.

What editors are obliged to appear to say that men want from women is actually what their advertisers want from women.

trying to get Dutch people to prepare for disasters was a little like trying to get English people to watch football on the telly or Americans to buy guns.

It's just like the reviews promised—other people's ordinariness is more rewarding than your own. Their banality is soothing to your own sense of failure. Because being you is so much more interesting than being me.

It's time for him to get over into the right lanes where the retards and the bimbo boxes poke along, random, indecisive, looking at each passing franchise's driveway like they don't know if it's a promise or a threat.

And this all fits very well with the modern way of thinking about stuff in which all you need to do, in order to attain a sense of personal accomplishment and earn the accolades of your peers, is to demonstrate an ability to slot new examples of things into the proper intellectual pigeon-holes.

It irritates the hell out of me to be in a situation where I'm forced to do exactly what's expected.