Quotes About Adaptation

The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever.

Even the most sensitive person can get used to even the most insensitive things.

Aliens didn't come down to Earth and give us technology. We invented it ourselves. Therefore it can never be alienating it can only be an expression of our humanity.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn't doing what I was doing.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he's in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.