Quotes About Adaptation

You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?

Oh get over it Cecilia! You are no longer human. Such decorum doesn't exist amongst our kind

Never underestimate the staying power of a bad idea.

You're all here. Mixed in a bit with some of my cells. May have to redefine our relationship after this.

Forget about weird Boy and move on

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

I am always doing what I thought I couldn't do, because I might learn something. Henri Marcel - Marriage a Journey and A Dog

That creature's staying?' It figured. Her daughter-in-law transforming into an animal? No problem. Having to take care of a cat? Crisis. (Sydney Sage-Ivashkov)

See, they say it's 'survival of the fittest', but you and I really know that it's 'survival of the most heavily armed

Forget UNIX - it will be gone in 5 years.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they've forgotten how to hunt.

Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt.

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.

Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twists in you, you wouldn't stand a chance of fitting in.

…he'd assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the stars, which were all still in the sky, just burning in unexpected places.

Caterpillars can fly, if they just lighten up.

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

PREFACE PROBLEM: Nobody reads prefaces.SOLUTION: Call the preface Chapter 1.NEW PROBLEM CREATED BY SOLUTION: Chapter 1 is boring.RESOLUTION: Throw away Chapter 1 and call Chapter 2 Chapter 1.

My 'people skills' are 'rusty.' Pardon me but I have spent the last year as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

Food is sort of like the Jewish sense of humor, a defense mechanism. It is one of the things that helped the Jews survive through 2, 000 years of an often very harsh Diaspora.