Quotes About Conflict

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Prison is like high school with knives.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire." ~ Liberty Jones

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.

I don't know whether to toss you through that window or shake your hand and say 'Well done'" Henry said in a tired voice.

What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.

I believe humor nullifies violence.

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

Learn good-humor, never to oppose without just reason; abate some degree of pride and moroseness.

Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.

You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.

If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.

Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.

There's no winning arguments with your parents, so why get all pumped up over them? It is way better to dive down and get out of the way than it is to get clobbered by some parental tidal wave.

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.