Quotes About Conflict

People say that they want to kill me. All I say is "I'm sorry but your appointment doesn't start until another hour, please sit in the waiting room.

The most diplomatic statement you can use for the person you hate:"If I would have water, and you would be on fire, ...I would drink IT.

A paradox is a storm that rains on itself.

[Truman] didn't want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.

You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!

Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean

Of course, you didn't want our help. Now I have to go beat up some soldier just to keep my ego intact.

See, they say it's 'survival of the fittest', but you and I really know that it's 'survival of the most heavily armed

Whatever happens, we have gotThe Maxim gun, and they have not.

Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation.

On Wall Street, the lawyers play the same role as medics in war: They come in after the shooting is over to clean up the mess.

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.

Don't make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things.""Isn't that called murder?

Could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.

He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy

They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.

I'm sure my parents must be proud. Or horrified. Or are bitterly arguing about whether they're proud or horrified, and have already hired lawyers to resolve the dispute. -Hayden Upchurch

If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs.

Writers don't kill characters. Characters kill characters.

I once told him that the best way to break up a fight is to step between the two people and start singing ancient folk songs. But I'd never heard of anyone actually doing such a thing.

Lebanon is the only country where media kills more than bombs, injures more than guns...and at last they say freedom of speech...

I don't like that guy. He calls the cops for everything.

Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.

I didn't think it was possible — but this situation has managed to get worse." "But you're so calm, " she observed."That's usually when you can tell everything has gone to shit.