Quotes About Conflict

It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

You freaking bit me, " I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control.

The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.

Perfect, just what I need this morning, another episode in battle of the wits.

I don't want to stay here overnight, ' said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. 'I want to find McLaggen and kill him.

No, really, " she said. "We get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him.

You can't have it both ways. Either I'm Irish and can talk, or I'm a man and I can't.

That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.

Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.

When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.

Get out of my chair, dillhole!

One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my head.

Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?

That was some branch. Did it have a vendetta against your t-shirt?""Guess so.""I hope you showed it who is boss.""Yeah, I peed on it.

When it comes to Jews, you have a two-thousand-year memory, but when it comes to us Palestinians, you have a sixty-year amnesia.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.

I really want to punch you right now. Maybe even break your nose." She rolled her eyes upward, seeking calm. "But I won't because I like this dress.

If someone said 'diametrically, ' could 'opposed' be far behind?