Quotes About Golf

I don't suppose anybody's ever enjoyed being who they are more than Arnold's enjoyed being Arnold Palmer.

I have hobbies. I like being active. I like to surf a lot, play a little bit of golf.

I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous.

My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.

I heard the ball rattling among the trees. All I could hope was that I was lucky and had a decent lie so that I could chip out. Of course I played a provisional…" He had started walking forward as he talked and Joe was once more trotting slightly behind. "A Provisional?" he asked, wondering how the IRA had got into things.

He had avoided what he regarded as some obvious errors of life, such as politics and golf. But

He had avoided what he regarded as some obvious errors of life, such as politics and golf.

Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

You get to know more of the character of a man in a round of golf than in six months of political experience.

The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.

One thing both men have in common is a love of golf and a shared knowledge of the word "mulligan," which means a do-over to replace a lousy shot.

The most advanced medical brains in the universe have yet to discover a way for a man to relax himself, and looking at a golf ball is not the cure.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

I think Tiger Woods is a determined young man who really wants to play.

Arnold's place in history will be as the man who took golf from being a game for the few to a sport for the masses. He was the catalyst who made that happen.

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.