Quotes About Golf

I never worried about money, except that I knew that all I had to worry about was golf. As long as I could play, I was going to make money.

If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich guy he hopes to design a golf course for.

I don't play any role; I just play golf. I love the competition. For me, the pleasure begins on Thursday morning when a tournament starts. I come along and try to win. And that's what I enjoy.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

It is a law of nature that everybody plays a hole badly when playing through.

Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life. Of all the sports that I played - skiing, baseball, fishing - there is no greater example than golf, because you're playing against yourself and nature.

That's the nature of sport, if you look at how Europe has performed they have found a way to win but golf is cyclical and there's not much between the teams.

Why are we building golf courses? Because we enjoy being outside, bringing man and nature together.

Golf puts a man's character on the anvil and his richest qualities - patience, poise, restraint - to the flame.

Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.

Golf is 20 percent mechanics and technique. The other 80 pecent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness and conversation.

Obama hasn't been working to earn reelection, he's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour!

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

He'd shot a 136—a full ten strokes better than Conner.

When I was a wee lad, Uncle Dickie sat me on his knee, and regaled me with stories about the genesis of a game that involved trying to jam a ball into a hole in the ground with a stick

Foster golf club and cemetery - Only one stroke away from each other...

I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

Earth ... God's golf ball.