Quotes About Golf

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

The Income Tax has made more Liars out of the American people than Golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a Crook or a Martyr.

If you're going to have a bad attitude, you may as well not even tee it up that week because you probably won't play good anyways.

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.

Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.

Happy The price is wrong, bitch.

Golf is not just an exercise; it's an adventure, a romance... a Shakespeare play in which disaster and comedy are intertwined.

Golf is good, it means I get some fresh air and exercise, take my mind off work and see some of the landscape of the place I'm visiting.

Golf has too much walking to be a good game, and just enough game to spoil a good walk.

The cup is only one inch wide for a putt that is struck too hard. The cup is four inches wide for a ball that dies at the hole.

You have heard it from me many times by now, but I will say it again—to start your downswing, let your weight shift to your left foot while bringing your right elbow back down to your body. This

Just as I do, Bill was always telling pupils to relax their elbows, since the elbow is the most important joint we have in the movement of the golf swing. Bill and I were in total agreement that the attempt to keep a straight left arm means ruination for most golfers.

to start your downswing, let your weight shift to your left foot while bringing your right elbow back down to your body.

because the deeper you get into golf, the more you learn to value the freedom, the companionship, the joy of being outdoors in beautiful surroundings, and the profound mysteries of the game itself.

What about golf? It's something else. It has its own unique niche in society. The gala country club life. It's a delightful game for elderly executives or even young executives who want to make big deals about selling manufactured products. I can't take it seriously. Deep-sea

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either