Quotes About Absurdity
In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
~ John Thomas Sladek
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I can never be an atheist, because God is our celestial hope for our existential worries, our cosmic chance against absurdity!" MMI
~ Mehmet Murat Ildan
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The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.
~ Jimmy Fallon
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Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough
~ Kurt Angle
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The system of idolatry, invented by modern christianity, far surpasses in absurdity anything that we have ever heard of
~ Orson Pratt
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[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
~ Eric Andre
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I laugh at weird times - at good and bad things alike. I laugh simply when things are incongruous. It's not necessarily a judgment - as it is noticing the oddity of something.
~ Eugene Mirman
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Parliament is the longest running farce in the West End.
~ Cyril Smith
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Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.
~ Stephen Colbert
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Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
~ Max Beerbohm
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
~ Joseph Heller
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History that repeats itself turns to farce. Farce that repeats itself turns to history.
~ Jean Baudrillard
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The major force in world history is sheer dumbness.
~ Eric Wolf
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...one may say anything about the history of the world - anything that might enter the most disordered imagination. The only thing one can't say is that it's rational.
~ Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Fun-run" indeed,what a misnomer. That'd be like saying "calm gremlin" or "pleasant hag." Or 'entertaining history textbook.
~ Kiersten White
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You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
~ Ron White
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It never happens that, when we go home and open the refrigerator, we see all infinitely many prime numbers there.
~ Kato
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I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.
~ Shaquille O'Neal
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I feel completely at home in the absurdities of India.
~ Upamanyu Chatterjee
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist, so let's not hope for one.
~ Ze Frank
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The absurd hero's refusal to hope becomes his singular ability to live in the present with passion.
~ Albert Camus
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For an idea which, at first, does not seem absurd, there is no hope.
~ Albert Einstein
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The artist is a god, but he is also an idiot. That is the human way.
~ Eric Maisel
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