Quotes About Absurdity

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick. That would be convenient. I could easily get a job at Mrs. Paul's.

Humor does depend on surprise, and the things that people remember as the funniest things in the world, you look at later and you go, "What? What was that all about?"

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.

I am a confectionery-based existentialist.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know, " said Marvin, "I've never been there.

Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs.

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.

Someone has opened the flood gates of stupidity...

This existenitalist stuff sure is crap

It's like smoking compost through a raccoon.

Thinking over this thought, this whole thinking makes no sense.

Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.

We are all hunting for rational reasons for believing in the absurd.

All at once, I couldn't figure out why I was methodically tossing a spherical object through a toroidal object. It seemed like the stupidest thing I could possibly be doing.

Desire is the absurdity that holds open the infinity of possibility.

Not to be mad is another form of madness