Quotes About Terry Pratchett

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.

You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.

Heaven has no taste. Now- And not one single sushi restaurant. A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.

In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper.

There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.

Gossiping's part of witchcraft, ' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet.

The thing is, 'Discworld' had been going on for a very long time, and I've written children's books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I'd do is I'd franchise it to myself.

. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.

It was a backwards memory of an event in his future so terrifying that it had generated harmonics of fear all the way along his lifeline.