Quotes About Responsibility

Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.

Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Lawyers spend their professional careers shoveling smoke.

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.

It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is best not to let them have any sharp implements.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

I never wanted to go on stage alone because if you mess up, who can you blame?

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.